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Horny Red Hot Chillis – Penis Chilli

I have received email about this Chili few times and decided to share it to you. Some may find it disgusting. Haha.

These are actual peppers from a garden. They are called ‘Peter Peppers’..

The world’s most offensive-looking plant

When I first saw its picture, I thought it’s just another photoshopped hoax, but digging deeper, I was surprised to discover that it’s a real plant, usually called the Peter Pepper, scientific name capsicum annuum var. annuum ‘Peter’.

It’s native to Louisiana and Texas …

It’s been called many other names, including Chilli Willy and Penis Chilli; and has been judged “Most Pornographic Pepper” by Organic Gardening Magazine.

Not surprising, since it looks like so: Apparently it has always been grown more as an ornamental thing, rather than to be eaten, although it’s perfectly edible.

By the way, a farmer who specialises in growing them, says they can grow up to 18″ long!

Sort of brings a tear to your eyes, doesn’t it?

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Funny and Confusing Chinese Names

Funny and Confusing Chinese Names

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!

Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller : I’m Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It’s urgent.

Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?

Caller : Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator : I’m Saw Lee (Sorry).

Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!

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This is hilarious …

Why Chinese shouldn’t have Christian names:

Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)

Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)

Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)

Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)

Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)

Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)

Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)

Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)

Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)

Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)

Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)

Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)

Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)

Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)

Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)

Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)

Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)

Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)

Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)

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Best of all is still simon kong => saimatkong => sai mat kong 使么讲 or 洗么讲(If you know Cantonese, then you sure know what it means.)

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Funny Crazy Indian Video – Translate From Indian Songs

It’s funny and crazy Indian Video which translate from Indian Songs. You will laugh till you roll on the floor and tear. Haha… enjoy. Their dance are really geng and they sing also very geng too =p Enjoy the video. Anyway no discrimination here. =)

You know, I always think that Indian movie or MTV is very easy to shoot and it will not cost much as they only shoot at the same place and the whole movie or MTV is just dancing and dancing that’s all, but still it’s great effort from all the actor and actress.

“I’d love to see you pee on us tonight!”

Kill her, Kill her!!! haha…

Nipple Song. This one a bit 18SX, do not play if u below 18.

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