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Moral of the story

Monday, February 26th, 2007 2,474 views

Lesson 1
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the
bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying
there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay
there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung
was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon
began to sing forjoy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
investigate.Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile
of cow dung,and promptly dug him out and ate him.

 

Moral of the story:

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your
 mouth shut! 

Lesson 2
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small
rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do
nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the
ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped
on the rabbit and ate it.

 

Moral of the story:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sittingvery, very high up. 

Lesson 3
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking
to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes
out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."Me first! Me
first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas ,driving a
speedboat, without a care in the world." Puff! She's gone.Me next! Me
next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach
with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of
my life." Puff! He's gone."OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

 

Moral of the story:

Always let your boss have the first say 

Lesson 4
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs,
forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After
controlling le="color: navy"> the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,
"Father,remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing
gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said,
"Father,remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the
flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way.On his
arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go
forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

 

Moral of the story:

If you are not well informed in your job, you might missa great opportunity 

Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get
to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
Well,why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and
found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the
tree.The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
branch.Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the
top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of
the tree.

 

Moral of the story:

Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keepyou there 

Lesson 6
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up
her Shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a
towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob,
thenext-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you
$800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her
towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her
$800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back
upstairs.When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says,
"did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

 

Moral of the story:   

if you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your
shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure
 

Happy Chinese New Year

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 2,508 views

 

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True Story

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 3,986 views

This is a true story of a young college girl who past away last month, at shah alam. her name is Priya.she was hit  by a lorry. i don't wanna mention the name of the  college.

She have a boy friend named Shankar. He stays in johor. Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on the  phone. u can  never see herwithout her handphone. She spends 3/4 of the day talking with  shankar. Priya's family knows about their relationship. Shankar is very close with Priya's family. (just imagine their love) . Before she passed  away she always told her frens IfI pass away  please burn me with my  handphone" she also said the same thing to her parents.After her death, ppl cant carry her  coffin. i was there. a lot of them tried to do so but still cant , everybody  including me, had tried to carry he coffin, the result is  still the  same.

Eventually, they called their neighbour, a  "bomoh"  from thailand (pak Darin), who is a fren of her father. he  took a sit and started speaking to himself slowly. after a few minutes, he  said  "this girl missessomething here". then her frens told Darin bout her  intentions to burn her withherphone. He then opened the coffin and place her phone and SIM cardinsidethe casket. after that they tried to carry  the coffin. It could bemoved and they carried it into the van easily.  all of us  were shocked. (can u feel the fear. i'm shaking at this  moment) Priya's parents didn't inform Shankar that  Priya had passed away. (pity Shankar). after 2 weeks Shankar called  Priya's mom. Shankar :…."Atte, I'm coming home 2day. cook something nice for  me. Don't tell Priya that i'm coming home 2day. i wanna suprise her."  Her mother replied….."u come home first, i wanna tell u something very important." after he came to shah alam, they told him the truth about Priya.

Shankar thinks that they were playing a  fool. he was laughing and said "don't try to fool me. tell Priya to come  out. i have a gift for her.pls stop this nonsense". then they show him  the original death certificate to him. they gave  him proof to make him  believe.(Shankar started to sweat) . He said… "its not true. we were spoke  yesterday. she still calls me. Shankar was shaking. suddenly, shankar's  phone rang. "see this is from Priya. see this…" he showed the phone to priya's family. all of them told him to  answer.he talked using the  loudspeaker mode. all of them heard his conversation.

Loud and clear. no cross lines, no  humming. it is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could  use her simcard since it is nailed inside the coffin the y were so shocked and asked for pak darin's help again. pak darin brought his master (Tok  Chen) to solve this matter. he & Darin worked  for 5 hours. than they  discovered one thing………..

 

 

 

 

 

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Happy Valentine's Day

Wednesday, February 14th, 2007 6,437 views
Happy Valentine's Day

I, saimatkong, wish all of you happy valentine’s day. To those who is still single, please go and look for your the other half and start a happy relationship. To those who is not single, please treasure your loved one. Take care ppl.

Light fall off at 1Utama

Monday, February 12th, 2007 5,518 views

Light fall off at 1Utama

I was having dinner with my family in a chicken rice shop, then I notice a loud bang, and I found out that the light drop off from 3rd floor. Luckily there was no one hurt. Hope they will do something about it to prevent other case from happening.

Hello!

Monday, February 12th, 2007 5,660 views

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