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Ah Long Pte Ltd 《老师嫁老大》 is a light-hearted black comedy about the triad world and the money-lending business. Instead of treating the subject of Ah Longs (money-lenders) seriously, the movie takes on a humorous and sarcastic treatment. It depicts how a young lady tries to restructure her money-lending triad into a professional and ‘loving’ triad that stands against the use of violence after she takes over from her triad leader who has retired. Her various restructuring plans (which are no doubt very creative) bring about hilarious results.

In order for me to get double passes for this special screening from Advertlest, I have to blog on either one of the following topics:

a) What would you do if you were an Ah Long?
b) Why do you want to watch the movie Ah Long Pte Ltd?

I chosen the topic on What would you do if you were an Ah Long?
If I were Ah Long, I would want to be the best and famous Ah Long in the Asia. Haha. How and Why?

Why? Obviously if I’m one of the best and famous Ah Long, my business will grow further and more ppl will borrow money from me =)

How? I will treat my borrower nicely and maybe introduce a free interest for those who really need money and introduce low installment. Furthermore, I would not spray, splash, or write in red paint. If the borrower can’t pay back the agreeable amount, then I will find job for them and deduct the amount they owed thru their salary, so we both in a win win situation.

Ah Long also normal human so Ah Long also deserve some respect from the ppl if Ah Long respect others. Enough said. Let’s watch the Ah Long Pte Ltd.